This Is My Overly Attached Thank You
Hey there. I’m like, totally stoked that you signed up to hear from me and stuff — I’m looking forward to being in your inbox EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.
And don’t worry, I’m just going to be giving you offers to use my promo code for detox shakes, skinny teas, and BCAAs!
Seriously, I’m happy that you’ve come on board.
This is going to be a lot of fun, I promise — and I’m honored that you’ve decided to let me be part of your fitness journey.